Doing IT Dutch

Oct
02
2009

“Eire – as in Ireland”…..”Yeah thats like IRA “…..”Ehh no…”
“I make with a blowjob”
“Even when your drunk, your very classy……Like…Charming” – “Oh you mean im like a witch??”
“Becca, says i ride so fast…..”
“Don’t stress the laptop!”
“Driving my bicycle, Yo”
“I take you pants off”
“My dad has Myopia”
“Its like someone eat it off my crotch…..”
“How many native English speakers does it take to lit a shesha??”
“I have to go to Cheque Republic on the 26th”
“Meet me at the Coffee Shop, yes the Copy Shop!”
“Big Rocks never fail…..”
“I’ll use the fucking rock!……………. – Put a rock in it”
“In the professors office, two of us for 2 hours, it was oral!”
“How about the price of that shag?”
“Its uncompletely late”
“Your the village bicycle pump”
“Its uncompletely related”
“A%^$ is a Ho, but she does some pro bono work”
“That Hat has gone to your Head!”
“Whats wrong with ya girl, its only a genetic deficiency of not having a Y chromosome!”
“Im not sure you can whip it out fast enough”
“Shes not a slut, shes just very single!!!”
“Can i have from you a one cigarette?”
“I can not explain to you everything!”

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